Confucius says:

famous confucius sayings.

Baby in front seat of car make accident, but accident in back seat of car make baby.

Good to meet girl in park, better to park meat in girl. LOLOLOLOLOL.

Man who live in glass house, change in basement.

When Obama falls in water, he doesnt get wet. the water gets Obama-ed.

Jesus can walk on water, i can swim on land.

Man who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with smelly finger

Panties not best thing on Earth, but next to it.

"If your pen got no ink your pen-is broken .(damn random)